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NEW HOUSE MANAGER [29 May 2008|11:53pm]

New house manager down here on the Peninsula at the Guild (213) and Aquarius (212) Theatres!

Jerry Cohen!
You're hired!

pet peeves! [10 Aug 2007|08:24pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

I hate it when...

- you ask for "one small fuji water."
- you run away before I can give you your tickets, and then return a few minutes later to cop an attitude about how I messed up and forgot to give you your tickets.
- you forgot your tickets, and I left the box office to give them to you and you sneered, crumpled them up, and threw them in the trash saying "I don't want those. You'll remember me, right??"
- you grumble about how crappy our tickets are.
- you complain about how expensive our tickets are and look at me like you expect me to do something about it.
- you do the same thing about concessions prices (yeah, in your day popcorn was a quarter. I get it.).
- you can't understand why we don't have a predetermined schedule months in advance.
- you ask which theatre your film is in (we're one screen, and it's pretty darn obvious).
- you find yourself alone in the theatre on a slow night and just have to come back out into the lobby to exclaim "HAHAHA! It's like a private screening!!"

more to come when I have the time...

You're hired!

[07 Apr 2007|02:40pm]


*swallows her pride and does a lively jig*

This is your call to arms, people. Ready...


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Greetings! [04 Apr 2007|03:57pm]

[ mood | awake ]

I work at Landmark...

New Orleans style.

deadletterchoir just told me about this community yesterday. How are y'all doing?

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[27 Mar 2007|12:45am]

[ mood | cranky ]

akjregsdng early morning meeting tomorrow with District Manager Michael Collier. I'm sooooo not gonna be awake for this. Good thing I'm carpooling!

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ning.com? [26 Mar 2007|02:16pm]

i'm not sure what it's for but i joined up.
nikkieg is me.
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[24 Mar 2007|01:54pm]

Oh yeah, we got a new house manager down here at the Guild & Aquarius theatres in January. His name is Roger Brown. (Dun dun dun....)

We miss Stephen Provencio. Still. Yeah.

beware the stare of roger brown
he had no kitties, only hounds
you'll start to see him in your dreams
he used to manage at an AMC (ahhh!)

By the way, California, thanks for the kettle! Ours is b-r-o-k-e-n!
You're hired!

BOT-THE-I [12 Nov 2006|11:54pm]

The Albanites proudly present:

Kurt Bot II: BOT-THE-I

the unanticipated sequel to Albany's Secret Weapon.
You're hired!

MYSPACE [26 Oct 2006|04:43am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Here are the Landmark theatres I've been able to find so far on MySpace:

The Act 1 & 2 (RIP)
Albany Twin
Aquarius Theatre
Clay Theatre
Dobie Theatre
Guild Theatre
Kendall Square Cinema
Keystone Art Cinema
Shattuck Cinema

Let me know if you know of any more!

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Skittles Contest [30 Aug 2006|01:17pm]

Just to let the unaware know I was the top seller in the company... I think I should start representing more for Canal Place Cinema. Oh, and the fact we get commisioned off the Magnolia titles is purdy nice too. Here's an interesting side question, anyone ride a motorcycle to work?

Much Love to all my Landmarkian homies!
You're hired!

COMING SOON: Aquarius gets Myspaced! [05 Aug 2006|04:58am]

[ mood | awake ]

Also, now you can add the Guild Theatre on Myspace!

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promotions, promotions! [05 Aug 2006|04:56am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Jay Patumanoan

is the new house manager for the Guild (Menlo Park, CA) and Aquarius (Palo Alto, CA) theatres! Exciting, but it's also very sad to see that Stephen Provencio is going to leave. Best of luck in your future endeavors, Stephen! Don't forget to visit! Also, if anyone is interested in Jay's sloppy seconds, the Lead Assistant position is open at the Embarcadero!
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the clay got myspaced [01 Aug 2006|08:52pm]

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[01 Apr 2006|08:26pm]


ACT 1 & 2

Your staff may be splitting up, and you may no longer truly exist, but rest assured that your seats are loved by the Guild Theatre in Menlo Park, and you are welcome to come visit them anytime you like.
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Hello everybody... [21 Dec 2005|01:22am]

I'm from the Uptown Theater in Minneapolis. We were number 10 on Friday night for Brokeback Mountain in all of Landmark. We would have stayed in the top ten all weekend but our sister theater a block away, the Lagoon Theater, had three prints of the damn thing as well, while we just had one (and we have one screen and 900 seats). *fist shakey*

Um, hi. *waves*

Isn't it great the wage freeze is over? Yay!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [20 Dec 2005|07:37pm]


Stella Artois is coming back from the deaddddd!

Also, Lincoln-Mercury can suck a big fat cock!!
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Taveling the road [13 Nov 2005|09:07pm]

Hey every one, for those who never heard. I am traveling around the country in a big ole' school bus. The plan is to go to landmark theaters for jobs to continue to fund the trip as well as meet plenty of people. since I havn't met a fellow landmarkian that I dislike I think it would be pretty cool to go to a lot of land mark theaters. So, I need your guy's help and tell me if I there are open positions at your theater so I can cruise right on in!! And of course people are allowed to join us for our tour of the U.S. provided there is room. have fun at land mark, bitches!
You're hired!

Albany's Secret Weapon [03 Oct 2005|09:13pm]

In Loving Memory
Rust In Peace

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Canal Place Theatre [25 Sep 2005|04:14pm]

Hey I'm one the displaced floorstaffer's from Canal Place. I'm thinking of transfering to E Street but in the mean time i'm bored, holla.
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stella artois [01 Jun 2005|03:36am]

needs to die.
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